Welcome to Great Satan Incorporated! We love our great country, the United States of America. Since envious little tin-pot dictators hate having aspects of American culture creeping into their little fiefdoms and they love to call America the Great Satan, we thought what the heck, we’ll create a website about all of the things that make our country great. We aren’t satanists, devil worshipers, or hippies, so don’t take it too serious. Join us as we celebrate why our country is great and why they suck!

Yugo Chavez, Castro, Ima dinner jacket (Mahmoud Ahmadinejad), and Kim Jong-illin Kim Jong Un just don’t have a clue about what they’re missing out on!

A cut-and-paste definition with some creative license, direct from Wikipedia (they believe in collectivist sharing of resources, so they shouldn’t mind):

The Great Satan ( Persian colloquialism = Dirka-Dirka , Proper Pronunciation – Shaytan-e Bozorg) is a derogatory epithet for the United States of America in some Iranian foreign policy statements. Occasionally, these words have also been used toward the government of the United Kingdom. Isreal is also referred to as the Little Satan.

The term was originally used by Iranian leader Ruhollah Khomeini in his speech on November 5, 1979 to describe the United States, after President Carter gave him sovereign US territory and a 1st class plane ticket home, whom he accused of imperialism and the sponsoring of corruption throughout the world (though he forgot to mention his hatred of capitalism).

Ayatollah Khomeini also used occasionally the terms Iblis (the primary devil in Islam) to refer to the United States and other Western countries. As in, Death to America, dirka dirka The Great Satan is the work of the debil, just like the Waterboy’s Mama says.