Great Satan, Inc.

Comedy troupe extraordinaire, The Whitest Kids U’ Know, brings you the most honest campaign ad you’ll never see.

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Here’s a juicy post-Health Insurance Company Jackpot bill law (aka Health Care Reform) quote: When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. – P.J. O’Rourke Judging by the pants-wetting fear expressed today, these legislators forgot to pay protection money to the Chicago “friends” they were [...]

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The 2008 Republican Party Platform was recently revised for 2009, and we present it to you in its entirety: National Security   _______________________ Government Reform  _____________________ Economy  _____________________________ Energy  _______________________________ Environment  __________________________ Health Care  ___________________________ Education  ____________________________ Crime  _______________________________ Values  ______________________________ These positions could also be summarized as – Tacit approval of anything President Obama wants [...]

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President Obama landed in Saudia Arabia yesterday to kick off his Rock the Casbah Middle East Tour 2009. His first show of the tour happened at Saudi King Abdullah’s ranch in al-Janadriya, just outside Riyadh. King Abdullah, in an act of stately hospitality and generousity, gave President Obama the ultimate bling, the King Abdul Aziz [...]

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