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Another Shot at the NRA Toaster

Friends of NRA ToasterI’m very excited to be attending another Friends of NRA event tonight, this one sponsored by the Central Arizona chapter.  Am I hoping to win another fine firearm like the one we won last year at this same event?  Not this time.

I WANT THE TOASTER.

It’s not just a toaster.  It not only creates a perfectly golden and crispy treat, it also brands the NRA logo on to each slice.  The toaster was part of the live auction at the last Friends of NRA dinner we attended earlier this year, but because it was part of a special, larger auction (the high bidder of the toaster also won a chance at a DPMS AR-15), the toaster commanded a hefty sum.  The final bid was $375.00.  For a toaster. Ouch.

I’ve got my fingers crossed that the toaster makes another appearance tonight, this time without any other offers that will drive the price beyond my reach.  Wish me luck!

 

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NRA Offers Free One Year Trial Memberships

Update:  Click here to find admission information for the 2009 NRA Convention in Phoenix May 14th-17th, 2009

NRA has an amazing and generous offer right now – you can get a trial for one year through the following link:
http://www.nrahq.org/nrabonus/

They also have an option where you can join for multiple years at substantial discounts – 2 years for $25, 3 years for $50, 5 years for $100, or a life membership for $500 (that’s half off!).

So, what do you get with an NRA membership?

24/7 Defense of your Firearm Freedoms.
Your choice of NRA Magazines (three to choose from). Update – Looks like they no longer offer the magazine with the free membership.
$1,000 in Insurance for Your Guns.
$5,000 in Accident Insurance for You.
An NRA Membership Card and Decal.
Up to 60% off on Starkey® Hearing Products.
Member only Savings on Hotels, Rental Cars and More.
Invitations to “Friends of NRA” Dinners and Celebration of American Values Special Events.
FREE Admission to NRA’s National Firearms Museum.
FREE Admission to NRA’s Guns, Gear and Outfitter Show.
FREE Admission to NRA’s Celebration of American Values Leadership Forum on May 15-17, 2009 in Phoenix, Arizona.

I would like to personally thank the NRA for making this offer available!

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