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2009 Republican Party Platform

August 13th, 2009 · 13 Comments · Humor, Politics

The 2008 Republican Party Platform was recently revised for 2009, and we present it to you in its entirety: National Security   _______________________ Government Reform  _____________________ Economy  _____________________________ Energy  _______________________________ Environment  __________________________ Health Care  ___________________________ Education  ____________________________ Crime  _______________________________ Values  ______________________________ These positions could also be summarized as – Tacit approval of anything President Obama wants [...]

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