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2009 Republican Party Platform

August 13th, 2009 · 13 Comments · Humor, Politics

The 2008 Republican Party Platform was recently revised for 2009, and we present it to you in its entirety:
National Security   _______________________
Government Reform  _____________________
Economy  _____________________________
Energy  _______________________________
Environment  __________________________
Health Care  ___________________________
Education  ____________________________
Crime  _______________________________
Values  ______________________________
These positions could also be summarized as – Tacit approval of anything President Obama wants done…

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