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A Dear John Letter to The Honorable Senator John McCain

January 26th, 2010 · 4 Comments · News, Politics

Dear Senator McCain,
My friend, we are friends aren’t we? You’ve used the phrase “my friends” again and again during your recent Presidential campaign. Since we’re friends, I’ll just call you John. Please let me start again, taking our friendship into consideration.
Dear John,
Thank you for your service to our country. I could [...]

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My Ruger 10/22 Rifle. Yes, It’s Purple.

January 9th, 2010 · 5 Comments · News, Shooting

Yep, that’s my purple 10/22. She’s a beaut, ain’t she?
This was my first gun, and I’ve loved my Ruger 10/22 from the minute I took it out of the box.  I had no plans to make any modifications to it when I bought it (I figured it was more important to learn how to [...]

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I’d Rather be Waterboarding

January 3rd, 2010 · 1 Comment · America, News

According to a new Rasmussen poll:
Fifty-eight percent (58%) of U.S. voters say waterboarding and other aggressive interrogation techniques should be used to gain information from the terrorist who attempted to bomb an airliner on Christmas Day.
… just 30% oppose the use of such techniques, and another 12% are not sure.
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President Obama’s Afghanistan Speech at West Point

December 1st, 2009 · No Comments · News

Here’s video of President Obama’s December 1, 2009 speech at West Point about U.S. war strategy in Afghanistan.

Whoops! That’s not it! We’ve accidentally posted a sanitized version of General Patton’s speech to the Third Army on the eve of the Allied invasion of France during World War II. Patton’s speech was meant [...]

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A Special Place in Hell for Roman Polanski and his Supporters

September 29th, 2009 · No Comments · America, News

Move over Che Guevara and Mumia Abu-Jamal, the looney downright repulsive left has found a new criminal to defend and go to the mat for.
Roman Polanski, the film maker pedophile that drugged and sodomized a 13-year-old girl in 1977 (when he was 44 years old), was finally taken into custody by Swiss police while he [...]

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Green Czar Van Jones Recycles His Job

September 5th, 2009 · No Comments · America, News, Politics

According to a statement released by the White House at Midnight, September 6th, communist racist truther cop-killer lover self proclaimed “rowdy black nationalist” and Green Czar Anthony “Van” Jones has resigned.

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Pelosi and Hoyer Approved Debating Techniques for Town Hall Meetings

August 12th, 2009 · No Comments · America, Health Care, Politics

We’ve uncovered a training video that Nancy Pelosi and Steny Hoyer have produced to illustrate their approved, “healthy” debate techniques:

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Obama’s Internet Police

August 4th, 2009 · No Comments · Health Care

It’s official now, the Obama Adminstration has created the Interwebs Police. On the whiteouse.gov’s blog, there is now a post called “Facts are Stubborn Things” (irony alert), and it states:
There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care.  These rumors [...]

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“The Letter” by Janet Contreras. A Must Read.

June 17th, 2009 · No Comments · America, News

My new hero is a woman named Janet Contreras from our home state of Arizona. She wrote a brilliant letter to Glenn Beck, and I was just informed that he read it on the air today during the “Glenn Beck” Show on FOX.
I read the letter and I am moved. It’s almost exactly [...]

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Memorial Services Held for Victims of Mesa, Arizona Shooting

June 4th, 2009 · No Comments · News

Sally Johnson-Huddleston’s Memorial service took place on Sunday, May 31st, in Chandler, Arizona. A local news station noted that hundreds of people attended to celebrate her life and to pay their final respects.  Her obituary can be found here.
Auston Blanks’ memorial service was held Friday, May 29th in Phoenix, Arizona.  His obituary can be [...]

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