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Gun Rights on the Move in Arizona

February 8th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Politics, Shooting

Sebastian over at Snow Flakes in Hell notes that Arizona has a slew of pro gun rights legislation in the pipeline this year. The proposed laws include the Firearms Freedom Act, legalizing defensive display of a firearm, allowing university professors to carry guns on school grounds, and eliminating the requirement for a permit to [...]

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A Dear John Letter to The Honorable Senator John McCain

January 26th, 2010 · 4 Comments · News, Politics

Dear Senator McCain,
My friend, we are friends aren’t we? You’ve used the phrase “my friends” again and again during your recent Presidential campaign. Since we’re friends, I’ll just call you John. Please let me start again, taking our friendship into consideration.
Dear John,
Thank you for your service to our country. I could [...]

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Green Czar Van Jones Recycles His Job

September 5th, 2009 · No Comments · America, News, Politics

According to a statement released by the White House at Midnight, September 6th, communist racist truther cop-killer lover self proclaimed “rowdy black nationalist” and Green Czar Anthony “Van” Jones has resigned.

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2009 Republican Party Platform

August 13th, 2009 · 13 Comments · Humor, Politics

The 2008 Republican Party Platform was recently revised for 2009, and we present it to you in its entirety:
National Security   _______________________
Government Reform  _____________________
Economy  _____________________________
Energy  _______________________________
Environment  __________________________
Health Care  ___________________________
Education  ____________________________
Crime  _______________________________
Values  ______________________________
These positions could also be summarized as – Tacit approval of anything President Obama wants done…

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Nancy Pelosi Newspeak

August 12th, 2009 · No Comments · America, Humor, Politics

Nancy Pelosi’s Guide to
Proper American & Un-American Activities

Making fun of the Snitch Line at flag@whitehouse.gov – PRICELESS

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Pelosi and Hoyer Approved Debating Techniques for Town Hall Meetings

August 12th, 2009 · No Comments · America, Health Care, Politics

We’ve uncovered a training video that Nancy Pelosi and Steny Hoyer have produced to illustrate their approved, “healthy” debate techniques:

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